The Daily Mail in a lather over that most awkward of things…reality.Our dream ‘date’ has moved on and we are in a harem….not a special relationship.
Get over it .The US has been dating the Chinese and we have been lingering ( and confusing that with a special relationship….something a bit like Turkey lingering around the EU waiting to get hitched but at least now seeing that she was never in with a chance …..and moving on)
The US did’nt ask us to contribute in Iraq..Blair insisted.We shed our blood …for a relationship…forget OBL /AQ /Saddam/WMD…the real reason for us was to keep in close to the US.At least the US had some grand strategy.We were just flirting…something of a national obession.Hence the Conservatives knew instinctively not to question the Iraq war..as they were in on the game …as is everyone it seems.Who’s the more shameless for it , Bush necons or Blair-cons?…We are!
If we get onto a new bulletin in States…we get so chuffed…we put the news report of us into a another news report …telling us about how the US love to know about….how lovely
2 trillion $ of bonds are 2 billion love notes between China and the US.
When Obama got elected…Brown got him a pen carved from a for famous anti-slavery ship 200 years old……from the captains desk i believe…Obama gave him a DVD boxset from the supermarket.
So there probably are some personnel issues here as well.Did Obamas visit to the UK ,in his youth ,leave a bad taste in his mouth….Something happened..because he is treating us as if we are a small nation without any independent foreign policy ideas ( other than the US ones …and therefore no need to discuss anything with ).
Obama seems a natural at treating us for being on the rung of the food chain ladder that we really happen to be really on……and the Daily Mail is having none of it.

Jokes of Israel
Israeli Supermarket parodies a killing to promote food sales.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8561247.stm
This country is rapidly developing a singular lack of good taste in its humour.
I know this attempt to sell food from a supermarket involves only the death of one person ( that Dubai Hamas hit ) but when you add in the comedy shows that blamed the image of Israel as bloodthirsty irrational killers on foreign news crews ( like the BBC) and nothing at all to do with anything they themselves have conjured up ….you get a country fueled sky high on its own fantasies.
The only thing wrong with that satirists anger with the fictional and delusional idea of foreign news reporting….is that the Israelis are not irrational.Its all rational.Hit us , we hit you 10 times back.Get organised , we hit you.Need a provocation to justify something , we hit you.Not that Fatah was any better …just more inept.
Israelis have humour to add to their extensive arsenal of self delusion. In a world of their own.
Putting the Turkish Ambassador on a smaller chair was no doubt the Government deciding that Comedy is the future .The application of humour and comedy to help humiliate an Ally is a new weapon….unleashed on a foreign power.
Who will be next?
Obama will get the full roast ….but when he leaves Office.
Just like the US is dividing into two separate poles …one based on fear and singularly lacking in humour ( one element is the Tea Party , Fox news ) and the other more liberal US that is not fear based and has a sense of humour ( Jewish people in the US like John Stewart ).
I think that the famous Jewish sense of humour is alive and kicking in the US because they are politically poles apart form the Jews in Israel who have a fear based society ( and thus have a singular lack of humour in their …humour )
Humour resides in the right frontal lobes and fear in a pole ( or poles ) of the Amygdala ( fear centre of the brain ) and that translates into two different types of political beings.
I have my theories on the Left Right divide.( based on personal insecurity and how we deal with it on a fine grained subconscious level ) ..heres a another piece of the jigsaw I need to add in somehow.
The Supermarket ad is important ..because an ad shows acceptable enough behaviours .
Is it the Russian influx? Israel has had tougher times before than now…yet it seems to be sliding deeper into its own right wing bubble.
Netanyahu looks like a willing passenger rather than any leader …unlike Sharon.
He is like right wing wallpaper , mood music.Something has to give and I think the flat jokes might be all that Israel has to offer.