Category: Comedy


Jokes of Israel

Israeli Supermarket parodies a killing to promote food sales.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8561247.stm

This country is rapidly developing a singular lack of good taste in its humour.

I know this attempt to sell food from a supermarket involves only the death of one person ( that Dubai Hamas hit ) but  when you add in the comedy shows that blamed the image of Israel as bloodthirsty irrational killers on foreign news crews ( like the BBC) and  nothing  at all to do with  anything they themselves have conjured up ….you get a country fueled sky high on its own fantasies.

The only thing wrong with that satirists anger with the fictional and delusional idea of foreign news reporting….is that the Israelis are not irrational.Its all rational.Hit us , we hit you 10 times back.Get organised , we hit you.Need a provocation to justify something , we hit you.Not that Fatah was any better …just more inept.

Israelis have  humour to add to   their extensive  arsenal of self delusion.  In a world of their own.

Putting the Turkish Ambassador on a smaller chair was no doubt the  Government deciding that Comedy is the future .The application of humour and comedy to help humiliate an Ally is a new weapon….unleashed on a foreign power.

Who will be next?

Obama will get the full roast  ….but when he leaves Office.

Just like the US is dividing into two separate poles …one based on fear and singularly lacking in humour ( one element is the Tea Party , Fox news  ) and the other more liberal US that is not fear based and has a sense of humour ( Jewish people in the US like John Stewart ).

I think that the famous Jewish sense of humour is alive and kicking in the US because they are politically poles apart form the Jews in Israel who have a fear based society ( and thus have a singular lack of humour in their …humour )

Humour resides  in the right frontal lobes and fear in a pole ( or poles )  of the Amygdala ( fear centre of the brain ) and that  translates into two different types of political beings.

I have my theories on the Left Right divide.( based on personal  insecurity and how we deal with it  on a fine grained subconscious level ) ..heres a another piece of the jigsaw I need to add in somehow.

The Supermarket ad is important ..because an ad shows acceptable enough behaviours .

Is it the Russian influx? Israel has had tougher times before  than now…yet it seems to be sliding deeper  into its own right wing  bubble.

Netanyahu looks like a willing passenger rather than any leader …unlike Sharon.

He is like  right wing wallpaper , mood music.Something has to give and I think the flat jokes might be all that Israel has to offer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1253862/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-Falklands-tests-special-relationship.html

The Daily Mail in a lather over that most awkward of things…reality.Our dream ‘date’  has moved on and we are in a harem….not a special relationship.

Get over it .The US has been dating the Chinese and we have been lingering ( and confusing that with a special relationship….something a bit like Turkey lingering around the EU waiting to get hitched but at least  now seeing that she was never in with a chance …..and moving on)

The US did’nt ask us to contribute in Iraq..Blair insisted.We shed our blood …for a relationship…forget OBL /AQ /Saddam/WMD…the real reason for us was to keep in close to the US.At least the US had some grand strategy.We were just flirting…something of a national obession.Hence the Conservatives knew instinctively not to question the Iraq war..as they were in on the game …as is everyone it seems.Who’s the more shameless for it , Bush necons  or Blair-cons?…We are!

If we get onto a new bulletin in States…we get so chuffed…we put the news report of us into a another news report …telling us about how the US love to know about….how lovely

2 trillion $ of bonds are 2 billion love notes between China and the US.

When Obama got elected…Brown got him a pen carved from a for famous anti-slavery ship 200 years old……from the captains desk i believe…Obama gave him a DVD boxset from the supermarket.

So there probably are some personnel issues here as well.Did Obamas visit to the UK ,in his youth ,leave a bad taste in his mouth….Something happened..because he is treating us as if we are a small nation without any independent foreign policy ideas ( other than the US  ones …and therefore no need to discuss anything with ).

Obama seems a natural at treating us for being  on the rung of the food chain ladder that we really happen to be really on……and the Daily Mail is having none of  it.

A few young lads crawling through the local park and videoing themselves with background music as if they were in Chechnya.

I half expect an old lady walking her dog , poop scooping , to  interrupt them.

What a bunch of tools.George Bush and his enemies.So equal to each other.

How about  Dads Army style type comedy show based on the war on terror..

you would’nt  need to make anything up……….

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8531364.stm

Israeli satire

 

Blog comments on that Stephanie Gutmann post (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/stephaniegutmann/100022827/israel-builds-a-field-hospital-in-haiti-anti-zionists-not-fooled/)

List of some of the comment debris 

…….On Belgian TV news yesterday- VTM Channel reporting live from Haiti- the reporter in Haiti specifically mentioned that he was approached by an Israeli military attache who urged the Belgians to go and film the wonderful Israeli field hospital in Haiti . The comment of the Belgian reporter was that he was somewhat surprised by this Israeli public relations campaign´, during a time of disaster the priority should be saving lives and not going around to all foreign TV crews to try to score some points for the Israeli public relations machine.

……..Look like your crass attempt at humour backfired judging by some of those comments, Stephanie. What a bright bunch you are!

………Stephanie G U T M A N N ??? are you not a jew ? because only a jew can be with so much hatefulness against his own nation !!!!

……..Nice photo, but what about the 280 Palestinian children killed in Operation Cast Lead?

……..Great post Stephanie! Keep ‘em coming!

………..Gutmann has ceased engaging in debate because her Hasbara propaganda simply does not work when dealing with informed people. Gutmann probably makes a good living with her Israeli public relations job in the US because 95% of Americans cannot even locate Israel on a world map ……. when you deal with that kind of audience you can peddle them any kind of one sided propaganda and they will fall for it. Gutmann would have a far harder time peddling her biased hasbara in developed first world educated countries like Belgium, Holland, Germany, Norway, Sweden etc .

……..Sorry. I get it now. Took two times to read.

……Five more comments that don’t get it? Wow, people are thick.

More thoughts on pro-Israeli Satire

There is a something strange about a conflict…where one side can have a lethal turkey shoot against a refugee population and simultaneously be satirizing the ‘outside’ world ( the goat to be sacrificially  slaughtered here is the BBC)  as crass  stereotypers of Isrealis…as in this clip from a comedy show from Israel during the Gaza War.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kBY48bGS6I

A parallel universe indeed .Planet Israel must be an all-encompassing condition where satire itself becomes a clumsy gusher  for  this ‘Israel – is – the -victim’ mentality.

Well well well.

Now we see can  the general level of intelligence of some of the Daily telegraph readers.Easily the most idiotic bunch of twats I have ever come across.

Stephanie Gutmann writes a childish article :

Israel builds a field hospital in Haiti. Anti-Zionists not fooled!

 and rams home some  pro-Israeli , anti-(anti-Israeli) tirades cheaply and brazenly  uncloaked in leaden sarcasm.

Comically…her readers are  more than match  for  her and think she writing an earnest anti-Isreali tirade.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/stephaniegutmann/100022827/israel-builds-a-field-hospital-in-haiti-anti-zionists-not-fooled/

Heres a typical reply from one of the idiots :

Wow, Ms. Gutmann, that’s the most vile piece of crap I’ve read in a long time. Let’s hope you never land in a disaster and need help from those “hypocritical” Israelis

I hope she gets to read all the comments from her loyal readership.Ho Ho Ho !

Class still matters

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6991068.ece#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=2270657

( I didn’t read the article…the Times is a pile of Shyte…but I had to respond to that Header…that of….” Class still matters “)

And it  surely   does .This is my angle .

I think about it a lot and have come up with a distillation of the essence of class.

Because it is not a state of wealth ..but a state of Mind ..of  family expectations.

In fact it can be abstracted into a simple classification of Expectation.

1….if you expect from your lineage ..a living ( inheritance ) and require but to assimilate into it…then you are upper class .Educationally lazy as a result and will populate the lazy professions …Politics Arts Media etc

2…if the lineage expects performance through education and marriage from you..than you are Middle class.Tough professions that require hard work and respect ensue….Lawyers Doctors etc

3…if your lineage expects nothing but seems to expect wider societal factors just to create the enviroment for the next generation ot thrive or survive .No input is required or motivation or hindrance is put in any way from either side of the lineage.Sports people blue collar workers ensue.This is the working classes.

A clear cut case for Expectation at the heart of Class

This also accounts for the middle class values in poorer Eastern nations .It accounts for a state of play within the family …and without recourse to a monetized  or genetic narrative.

One effect I have noticed that can be abstracted and is a partner to the above is the number of people who are ‘under’ you and at what age does this occur.

For example…a working class man can become a foreman or trade union official and command people in his mid thirties-forties .For the first time.

A child of the middle class will leave higher education and move straight into a hierarchical position in his mid twenties  with his first job.

But a Child who has expectations from his lineage has greater resources around him/her from birth and will be acutely aware that they have a hierarchical position even within the household…ie the Gardener , housekeeper , driver are workers and they are managers …this occurs from Birth almost.

The later you are nested a hierarchical position ..the lower the class rung .

The middle classes are hamstrung by the intensity of the hierarchical demands put upon them by their lineage and will have problems on a personal level as they try to overcome the subservience they have had to endure within their own personal  lineage.

The working classes will have a problem understanding the manner and mores of the other classes and will always feel more comfortable just leading within their own classes ( look at Alan Sugar’s discomfort with management Consultants ( middle classes ) and the desire to burnish his ranks with upper class twits for apprentices)

The upper classes are lucky that they get this headstart before they have even started school.Leading people comes more naturally to them.

Heres a thought exercise.How many people you lead at 15 could define your class. throughout history.

1.5= upper class

.5 = middle class

0= working class

World Baloch Jewish Alliance.

Sounds quite impressive.Must be clear evidence of an  un-secret major link between Mossad -Jews -Zionism -American Neocons – India -Ninja Turtles and the desire to weaken  the great Islamic republic that is Pakistan.

This is the reason why there are so many bombs going off in Pakistan .Its the jews and the Indians .They are the puppet masters behind the Islamist Jihadist.It all makes so MUCH SENSE.Of course ..who else could behind the Wahabbi infected Sunni Islamist suicide bombers ..only the Jews and Hindus.

Its amazing what a strangely titled blog -site ( because thats all that this vast conspiracy that is the  World Baloch Jewish Alliance consists of …a blog on Google)can do to the senses /thinking of ordinary folks in Pakistan.

This busy blog does’nt seem to have been updated since 2006.But proof is proof.The last blog conveniently praised India and Israel.How useful.

 

Bill Hicks and George Carlin…..your’e the best.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4cf_1260322028

Saudi-Yemeni Rant by me

Posted on my FaceBook but nobody commented .So heres another quieter  place to park it.

I just find it intersting that Saudi Arabia finds its teeth  fighting poor Arab neighbours but has never sent even a spent bullet over to Isreal.And idiotic Muslims just believe that Saudi Arabia is a powerful nation..a complete mis-reading of area. SA=  a pyscho complexed mouse in a roaring elephants outfit.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=215_1258502593 

Isreal vs Palestine is just a noisy bun fight…the real war started 1500 years ago and is still raging.
How does a thinly populated country like Saudia Arabia stand up to Iran…?…answer…it does’nt. It has the US to gaurentee its existence.The US Saudi nexus is the paren…t company to ‘Blackwater’ Pakistan …who just follows the money trail as usual all the way back to its paymasters …US-Saudi Axis.
The Arabs on the street keep fantasizing about revenge on the US for the Israeli war ..but they don’t want to spend their oil money on fighting US influence in their own countries..so they export their anger/oil money to..Pakistan …Somalia….Afghanistan.
Who cares how the Non-Arabs die…as long as the US is hurt .

Therapeutic laughter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQjq2MXsWbs&feature=player_embedded#

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